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Pro-Masturbation Comrade Crunch! Most Important Meal of the Day

🌀swald 🧃ontgomery

"how much of our life is manufactured?"

someone wonders when faced

with nutrition facts on cardboard

omitting everything

which lobbyists and marketers found bad for business.


i would tell them that Dr. Kellogs hated self-pleasure so sincerely

he never fucked his wife, and only adopted children

and he created cornflakes as a tool against masturbation,

and now breakfast is an industry.


then i would eat dry cereal from the box

(i want to make the oatmilk last all week)

and get off right after

to prove a Doctor and an Industry - wrong

in my own small way.

bird
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