me: dog. recently deleted my phone.
you: job site. uniquely qualified to employ me.
me: dog. recent mfa from ice cup school.
you: job location. full of bushels of hay for me to move.
me: dog. recently employed drinking water out of barrels.
you: bitchy next door neighbor who photographed my tipped
over buckets of trash and reported them to the sky.
me: dog. recently deleted. going to nowhere in a handbasket, fast.
me: ungoogleable. untraceable. dog. broadcast to 10,000 icicles.
formed into sky-shaped protrusions. set to rest in buckets as mist.