wanted to fuck a pigeon?
He saw one of those birds
and said, boy oh boy, I
better dick that dove down
before I blow my top. Gimme,
gimme, gimme, pigeon-baby,
gimme, gimme, gimme, your
sweet pigeon-baby love.
And people thought he was
normal! Fucking weirdo.
I could have started by talking
about how that quote up top is ass
(imagine not hating anybody, you'd
have to be a fucking monster, like
who on Earth doesn't have a grudge
like other than old Keyser Soze?)
but honestly I don't play around
when it comes to matters of the
flesh when that flesh is pigeon.
End of discussion. Next question.